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'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

'It isn't polite to point.'

"So that's Ireland."

'Big Foot'

'Do you always steal from the rich?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

Vampire on a plane

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.