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"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

He's a true legend, but only the part about dubious veracity.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Back to school.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Driverless cars rage.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Treasure Island Book.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'