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"What an excellent list - have you considered a career as a journalist?"

"If my 'Honey-Do' list annoys you, wait until you see my 'Honey-Don't'."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

List of new year's resolutions - Stop writing lists.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Back to school.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Kritik's Korner

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Movies vs. Films

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Jim Carrey,

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."