List Aficionado Pillows

"What an excellent list - have you considered a career as a journalist?"

"If my 'Honey-Do' list annoys you, wait until you see my 'Honey-Don't'."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

List of new year's resolutions - Stop writing lists.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."