Lore Aficionado Pillows

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Zombie standup

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Cat box"

Easter Island legs

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Love at First Sight

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

The Fourth Little Pig

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the author"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"That's not how I sat on you."

Cut Price

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'