Latin Aficionado Pillows

Carpe diem

'I can't seem to recall the Latin term for 'little green pill that makes you feel better.' '

Wordplay: Verbs.

Back to school.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Treasure Island Book.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

John Masefield.

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

Rudyard Kipling

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

Tess of the Dirigibles

Fyodor Sologub

80 years for Montt

Samuel Beckett

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Louisa May Alcott

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'Consummatum est.'

Party Party!

Thomas Love Peacock