Latin Language Aficionado Pillows

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Edgar Allen Poe

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Staff Yearbook

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

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