Latin Language Aficionado Gifts

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Edgar Allen Poe

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

The Family Joules: Part 21

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

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