Latin Enthusiast Gifts

'Seize the day trader. I love it.'

Two Latin scholars exchange mea culpas.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Carpe pizza"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

80 years for Montt

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Carpe diem

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'Consummatum est.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

I love Classics.

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"Carpe the per diem."

'Seems the whales aren't speaking their own language after all, but merely an advanced form of pig Latin.'

Wordplay: Verbs.

Monstrosa Impressus

Evo Morales.

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

Pig Math

'I fear Pig Latin is a dead language.'