Latin Enthusiast Gifts

'Seize the day trader. I love it.'

Two Latin scholars exchange mea culpas.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Carpe pizza"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

80 years for Montt

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Carpe diem

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Consummatum est.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

I love Classics.

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"Carpe the per diem."

Wordplay: Verbs.

Monstrosa Impressus

Evo Morales.

'Seems the whales aren't speaking their own language after all, but merely an advanced form of pig Latin.'

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

Pig Math

'I fear Pig Latin is a dead language.'

"Maastrichtian foraminifera dinosteranes, hmm? Well, that's easy for you to say."

Venezuela