Latin Lover Gifts

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Maastrichtian foraminifera dinosteranes, hmm? Well, that's easy for you to say."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

'Critico, ergo sum.'

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

"Yes, it's a Latin word for your 'guess is as good as mine'."

I love Classics.

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Early Mafia Lessons.'

Monstrosa Impressus

'I fear Pig Latin is a dead language.'

'Consummatum est.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'Veni, vidi, vici vino.'

May I ask what on earth made you decide to go into law? I used to try to get my girlfriends to act out a fantasy I had in which I would dress up as a lawyer and they would dress up as a judge and say things in Latin. But they all said it was too sick, so I decided to just go to law school.

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

"'In flagrante delicto,' indeed! You never miss an opportunity to show off your classical education, do you?"

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

Veni Vidi Vidi Too Much

"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori!" "He makes a strong case for baked ham, Olivia."

"The latin name is very complicated, but it roughly translates as 'stinks like six month old sweaty socks'."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Chano Pozo,

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Carpe diem

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.