Latin Flair Lover Gifts

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Chano Pozo,

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Carpe diem

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

'Consummatum est.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

I love Classics.

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

"Carpe the per diem."

Catalonia and Spain

Monstrosa Impressus

Evo Morales.

Wordplay: Verbs.

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

'I fear Pig Latin is a dead language.'

"Maastrichtian foraminifera dinosteranes, hmm? Well, that's easy for you to say."