Latino Culture Lover Gifts

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

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Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

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'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Carpe diem

'Consummatum est.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Love and hate

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

I love Classics.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

Wordplay: Verbs.

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

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"You've got to be brave now, but...there is no 'good' fascism."

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

'I fear Pig Latin is a dead language.'