Latino Culture Lover Gifts

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Carpe diem

Love and hate

'Consummatum est.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

I love Classics.

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"You've got to be brave now, but...there is no 'good' fascism."

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

Wordplay: Verbs.

Monstrosa Impressus

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

'I fear Pig Latin is a dead language.'

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

"Maastrichtian foraminifera dinosteranes, hmm? Well, that's easy for you to say."