Latin Culture Lover Gifts

Pope's visit to Cuba

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

80 years for Montt

Carpe diem

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'Consummatum est.'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

I love Classics.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

Wordplay: Verbs.

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

Monstrosa Impressus

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

'I fear Pig Latin is a dead language.'

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

Carmen.

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

Venezuela

"Maastrichtian foraminifera dinosteranes, hmm? Well, that's easy for you to say."