Latin Lover (of Nomenclature) Gifts

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Carpe pizza"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

It was a match made in heaven.

Carpe diem

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'Consummatum est.'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

I love Classics.

Belgium Battle.

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''