Phrase Lover Gifts

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?"

Ask Meteorologist Ernie. "What do you think about the saying 'It rains on good people and bad people alike'?" It's true, of course, but it's not what I'm talking about when I say "fair weather."

I left the milk out in a sunny spot on the counter today. In this case "warm and fuzzy" is not a good thing.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about the rhinoceros in the room?"

"Burn? No, it froze over years ago."

Don't give me that pathetic excuse: We both know you don't have a leg to stand on...

And it goes without saying that...

"OMG, LOL!"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Out of control

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Karine Jean-Pierre

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

Paul Daniels.

Oh, that's Humpy's girlfriend, "Hunky Dory."

Dangling Carrots

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."