'We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!'
Expression Lover Gifts
If you thrive on expressing your personality through every gesture, word, or art form, our products for expression lovers are tailored for you. Find humorous, bold, and heartfelt items that speak your language and add a dash of creativity to your daily routine. From witty prints to playful accessories, discover how embracing your expressive side can be both fun and inspiring.
"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."
"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."
'Hey Harry? Remember all those things you're going to do when hell freezes over?'
'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'
'Is that all you can say - if the cap fits wear it?'
A Puppet Named Juan
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'
"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"
"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
I will study my speling words...
Thru versus Through Traffic
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
A Copy Editor and His Dog
'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'
Punctuation Police
Someone who knows apostrophes
Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.
Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.
"Damn - another letter to the editor."
"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?
Wok. Don't Wok.
'The Questioner'
'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'
Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'
"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"
Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.
"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."
Expression Lover Gifts Collection
Expression Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for expression lovers—each one a perfect canvas for your bold personality and witty sense of humor.
Expression Lover Pillows
Bring your personality home with pillows that make a statement—comfortable, colorful, and uniquely expressive.
Expression Lover Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate your individuality—vibrant, witty, and designed to inspire your creative spirit.
Expression Lover T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak your language—full of personality, humor, and creative flair, perfect for those who love to showcase their expressive side.