Expression Lovers Gifts

The early cat.

The early bird goes back to sleep.

"I hope you appreciate how early I had to get yo for this!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Campaign for Plain English

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Feel better, dear?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Shell Fire

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

The Devil's in the detail!

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Freedom of the press

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'They speak fish!'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Who are you?

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Bad Career Move

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

Spell-Check Bee