Expressionism Enthusiast Gifts

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Who are you?

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

Egon Schiele

"It may be art, nurse, but it's not suitable for a hospital bed screen."

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

Paul Klee

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Mime father in the delivery room.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Bad Career Move

"Those old guys really had it!"

Censorship is killing free society.