Expressionism Admirer Gifts

Edvard Munch's 'Replied-All'

Paul Klee

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Censorship.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Who are you?

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Quiet Quitting

Censorship is killing free society.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"It's obviously an original."

Bad Career Move

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.