Expressionist Admirer Gifts

The Cubicle Of Dr. Caligari

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

Abstract expressionist artist says: 'Can you tell what it is yet?'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Feel better, dear?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

Vincent Van Goat.

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Who are you?

Sharp Eyes

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Mime father in the delivery room.

Censorship.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Monet in the '90s.

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Bad Career Move

Censorship is killing free society.

"It's obviously an original."

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.