Expressionism Aficionado Gifts

I love Wagner, Deal with it.

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"Feel better, dear?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Censorship.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Who are you?

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"Those old guys really had it!"

Quiet Quitting

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Censorship is killing free society.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.