Expressionist Art Lover Gifts

"Mom, who SAYS CLOTHES DON'T MAKE THE MAN?"

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Feel better, dear?"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Mime father in the delivery room.

Who are you?

Maurice Ravel.

Quiet Quitting

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Courtney Love

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Say when.'

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

The Mime Family Enjoying Their Christmas Presents.