Expressionist Art Lover Mugs

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Feel better, dear?"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Mime father in the delivery room.

Who are you?

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Maurice Ravel.

Quiet Quitting

The Greatest Mime in the World

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Monet At Open Mic Night

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Courtney Love

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Say when.'

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."