Art Expressionist Mugs

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Mime Baby

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Mime father in the delivery room.

Who are you?

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Practicing my hate-face."

Quiet Quitting

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

The Greatest Mime in the World

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Courtney Love

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"It's my most personal building yet."

Self Indulgent Teenager

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."