Painted Expressionist Mugs

'Bruce, I've painted my body.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Feel better, dear?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Mime Baby

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Who are you?

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

The Greatest Mime in the World

Quiet Quitting

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Courtney Love

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Say when.'

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."