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'Bruce, I've painted my body.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Feel better, dear?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Mime Baby

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Who are you?

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Quiet Quitting

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Courtney Love

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

'Say when.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."