Artistic Expressionists T-Shirts

The Men of Chess Calendar

"I'm not sure that new sketch artists we hired is going to work out, Captain!"

The Artist

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Mime Baby

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Quiet Quitting

The Eclectic Chair

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'Well, there goes the neighbourhood.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"