Musical Expressionist T-Shirts

"I need somebody to looove!!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Mime Baby

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

Who are you?

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

The Greatest Mime in the World

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Quiet Quitting

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"It's my most personal building yet."

Self Indulgent Teenager

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Say when.'

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."