Edgy Expressionist T-Shirts

Graffiti artists school

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Mime Baby

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Who are you?

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Quiet Quitting

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'Say when.'

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Man chooses head from cupboard.

A writer of the sea.

Daniel Chester French

'I'm amazed at how you can express your feelings so succinctly with just a few bold brush strokes.' 'Go Away!'