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'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Who are you?

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

Egon Schiele

"It may be art, nurse, but it's not suitable for a hospital bed screen."

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Those old guys really had it!"

Bad Career Move

Censorship is killing free society.

Quiet Quitting

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Lady mimics The Scream.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"