Expressionist T-Shirts

Dancing in Color

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"Your work is so full of anger, George."

"I paint how I feel inside...."

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

Freedom of the Press

We dance. Because we dance.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

'Say when.'

Laugh and the world laughs with you - cry and you sleep alone.

Self Portrait.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

The three Politically Correct Monkeys

Me Head's in Bits

Brain not found.

Wanda's life was empty, despite her art terlet.

'I'm amazed at how you can express your feelings so succinctly with just a few bold brush strokes.' 'Go Away!'

'Well, we did our bit in the never-ending battle against illiteracy.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Quiet Quitting

Paul Klee

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Feel better, dear?"

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'You're no Pollock.'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Who are you?

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".