Art Expressionist T-Shirts

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Mime Baby

Mime father in the delivery room.

Who are you?

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Quiet Quitting

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

Courtney Love

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Self Indulgent Teenager

"It's my most personal building yet."