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Man chooses head from cupboard.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Angry ant.

"Practicing my hate-face."

Home/work masks.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"You know what they say - 'Great mimes think alike'."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Mime Baby

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Who are you?

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

The Greatest Mime in the World

Quiet Quitting

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Say when.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."