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'That's what i hate about being a caveman. Everything has to be carved in stone!'

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'I don't care if you are a playboy cartoonist. We don't carry Nipple red.'

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

Mario Caravadossi paints

The Artist

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Dolores is so avant garde.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Jimi Hendrix.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Mime Baby

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Eclectic Chair

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Quiet Quitting

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Muhammad Dali...

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"