Expressionism T-Shirts

The Meh

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Feel better, dear?"

Frank Auerbach

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Who are you?

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Mime father in the delivery room.

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Quiet Quitting

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.