Expressionism Gifts

The Meh

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Feel better, dear?"

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Who are you?

The Greatest Mime in the World

Quiet Quitting

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"It's my most personal building yet."

Self Indulgent Teenager