Expressionists Gifts

Cartoonists of the world maintain your rage!

Paul Klee

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Feel better, dear?"

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Who are you?

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'You're no Pollock.'

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Quiet Quitting

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Self Indulgent Teenager

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Say when.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

"I got the idea when I accidentally dropped a tin of paint on a canvas, and some idiot offered me £5,000 for it!"

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'The ailing matisse tries cutting out meat and diary products'

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume