Expressionist Fan Gifts

"Feel better, dear?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Who are you?

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Censorship is killing free society.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Bad Career Move

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Quiet Quitting

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Lady mimics The Scream.

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Courtney Love

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."