Expressionist Aficionado Gifts

Max Beckmann

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Who are you?

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Quiet Quitting

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Censorship is killing free society.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Bad Career Move

"Those old guys really had it!"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."