Expressionist Aficionado Pillows

Max Beckmann

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Censorship.

Who are you?

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Bad Career Move

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Censorship is killing free society.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Quiet Quitting

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"Those old guys really had it!"

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."