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"To tell you the truth, even when I'm in water I don't feel that comfortable."

'It's a barrel of laughs.'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Tongue in the ear...

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"Sinead?!"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Bad Career Move

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Censorship is killing free society.

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Lady mimics The Scream.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Phonetic Man

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'