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Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"Sinead?!"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'I inherited therefore I am'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog