Question Aficionados Pillows

"Well, that's it for our first day. Now, before we go home, do you have any questions for me?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "How old are you?" "Are you gay?" "Are you married?" "Is that your real hair color?"

PSATs. Standardized tests are sooo lame! Yeah. Who thinks in multiple choice? At least they're over! We can finally answer more important questions. West Fester High School. What are you doing tonight? A. Rachel's party. B. The movies. C. None of the above.

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Sinead?!"

Children's questions

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Job Interview

"We don't want someone who will sleep 16 hours a day. We want someone who will work 16 hours a day."

John Humphreys

Curious George, Dad

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'