Q&a Aficionados Pillows

"Don't worry, I welcome stupid questions because I have plenty of stupid answers."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

A skier and a paraglider

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

The pop-up book of fighters

Curious George, Dad

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

Job Interview

"We don't want someone who will sleep 16 hours a day. We want someone who will work 16 hours a day."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.