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"Don't worry, I welcome stupid questions because I have plenty of stupid answers."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

A skier and a paraglider

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Job Interview

Police Box

"We don't want someone who will sleep 16 hours a day. We want someone who will work 16 hours a day."

The pop-up book of fighters

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Pegs Incorporated. We'll let you know.

Curious George, Dad

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'