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'... Is the wrong answer - sit down and await execution'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Spot the fur ball.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

The Mom quiz show

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Universe Challenge