Quiz Aficionados Mugs

'... Is the wrong answer - sit down and await execution'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Spot the fur ball.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

The Mom quiz show

Bob Monkhouse

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

John Humphreys

Pegs Incorporated. We'll let you know.

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"