Faq Aficionados Pillows

Man reading a FAQ while the grim reaper waits.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Wifi Peacock

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Children's questions

"Sinead?!"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

'Halt! User name and password.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

Curious George, Dad

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

Punctuation Weather

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.