Faq Aficionados Gifts

Man reading a FAQ while the grim reaper waits.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Wifi Peacock

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Children's questions

"Sinead?!"

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

'Halt! User name and password.'

Curious George, Dad

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

Pegs Incorporated. We'll let you know.

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

John Humphreys

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Punctuation Weather

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.