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Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Sinead?!"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'I inherited therefore I am'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Al. I might have found that quote useful if not for my deadly fear of hobgoblins.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog